poetic-ness:

ajuran:

onlinepunk:

Imagine being a fly that accidentally gets trapped on a plane and they are taken away from their fly family and their fly children and they are forced to start anew in some foreign country that doesn’t even speak the same fly language as them and they have no idea how to get back to their home fly country and to their fly wife how stressful would that be

this is literally immigrants white people are so ready to understand a fly before an immigrant

The comment above: no lies

So we were sitting in class today

arialenelove:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

image

and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science

(via makemesmilewithmyheart)

kissmyfro:

dopernose:

*Fox News voice* Was slavery really about race???

Lmfao

(via wyld-n-free)

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

(Source: camo--zamboni, via acta1est1fabula)

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.
Anonymous said: Do you "hate" all white people?

black--lamb:

can i phone a friend?

*calling ancestors……*

they say “yes.”

kidxforever:

adampacmanjones:

cheeseandquackers:

ganjflavoredcleats:

cdarthvader:

realjusticecoachmcguirk:

cellardoornevermore:

argyleapple:


New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Oh my christ

holy shit

They’re making another JP movie?

Lmao “I’m a heterosexual man and I’m screaming” me too dawg me too 🙌

I don’t really like Jurassic park, but I’ll see it now

Fuck yeah

im bout to hit up chris, and get his workout program
boobsfordudes:

giltbyassociation:

guys this is honestly my favorite self-referential lyrical progression

just a 2 year difference.. we can all get through this.
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